February 2012
ablogorsomething:
unfreshing:
It’s so considerate of rappers to say their names twelve times before a song starts because I always forget who it’s by
I also love it when they go “THIS IS THE REMIX” because I totally wouldn’t have guessed that with the word “remix” in the title!
ablogorsomething replied to your post:
You’re so cute, stop
Shush, you.
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“Really, Congress? You held a Congessional committee on reproductive rights and...”
– AMY POEHLER, Weekend Update (via inothernews)
“A meow massages the heart.”
– Stuart McMillan (via catp0rn)
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
Just post random weird crap in my ask. Stupid... →
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You know what?
wyrmses:
You know how at cons, there’s always like… Fifty Nepetas from the Homestuckers? Well, why don’t we do that with Pokemon, too? Somebody should organize a BIIIIIIG group of people, and go to a con with nearly the entire group dressed up as Zubat. Maybe the odd Geodude of Clefairy. But just like… Get a shitload of Zubat people, and challange every person you see to a wild encounter.
brandyway:
wind you need to calm the fuck down ok
“The way for the creative community (and indeed, the entire world) to address...”
– Why Tom and Lorenzo are through with Glee
(via captain-sonic)
I agree with this for the most part,I guess. But, y’know, the It Gets Better campaign is really nice. I’m uncomfortable blasting them. Can’t we do both?
