romanticize the fuck out of life if thats how you cope who cares fuck those text posts that are like “your life will never be a wes anderson movie” well of course it won’t but i’m buying that cute yellow tea kettle anyways motherfucker dont harsh my vibes
red delicious remains the worst apple with the most ironic name
i mean, it is red
and that’s all you can say for it.
I have a riddle.
Hickory dickory dock,
Stop eating fucking animals.
The mouse ran down,
Hickory dickory dock.